- Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Black hair... and a hand-me-down sword. You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
I literally almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. Hahahaha!
I have never heard a grown man laugh like that.
Pretty cute
erika and i watched this together and cried.
the guy laughing
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
(Source: rescuepepperpotts)
“It looks like you’re six weeks and one minute pregnant!
Have some diapers.”
Here’s a laugh about the unconstitutional ND abortion restriction laws so you don’t rage yourself into a heart attack.
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
I always hate these description things. What do I want to say about myself!? Well, I'm Tom, as you probably know. I love music and writing and such, and that's why I'm here. I'm vegan, of a sexuality that is non-hetero but undefined as of now, and love (most) all things nerdy.
